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PostSubject: Funny SMS.....   Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:30 pm

Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha
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PostSubject: Re: Funny SMS.....   Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:31 pm

1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate kar k record banaya Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hue ki "Apne nahi piya, tabhi to Humne liya.":-)
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PostSubject: Re: Funny SMS.....   Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:31 pm

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny SMS.....   Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:32 pm

Question: What happened when two sardars were waiting for buses numbered 1 and 2? Answer: When bus number 12 came, they both climbed on!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny SMS.....   Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:33 pm

Child 2 d sales girl in a sweet shop, Will u marry me wen i grow up. Girl smiled & said : Yes Child: Can u give Ur future husband a free chocolate...Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Funny SMS.....   Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:34 pm

The difference betwin Best frnd and Just frnd? When you r in hospital, Just frnd asks: Tabiyat kaisi hai? And Best frnd aska: Nurse kaisi hai..!!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny SMS.....   Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:34 pm

DARU se NASHA badhta he, NASHE se junun, JUNUN se mehnat, MEHNAT se paisa, PAISE se izat. isliye IZAT paneke liye, DARU pina Bahut jaruri he.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny SMS.....   Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:35 pm

Namaskar Agar Dharti Par ho to SMS bhejo, Asmaan par ho to Barish bhejo, Swarg me ho to Apsara bhejo aur agar Narak me ho to ENJOY YOURSELF....
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PostSubject: Re: Funny SMS.....   Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:35 pm

KAASH LIFE AISI HOTI?? MONDAY KO DOSTI TUES. KO PYAAR, WED KO INTEZAR, THU KO IKRAR, FRI KO SHADI, SAT KO TALAAQ, SUN KO REST, MON KO NEXT.!!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny SMS.....   Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:36 pm

A pig fell in love with a chicken & they both married each other. next day, pig died of bird flu & the chicken died of swine flu ...!! AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI !!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny SMS.....   Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:37 pm

an IDEA can change ur life..... but DOCKOMO can change ur wife
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PostSubject: Re: Funny SMS.....   Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:38 pm

A touching luv story A boy & a girl loved each other 1 day while talking,boy touched girl"s hand & girl in return touched boy"s hand wat a touching story! haa...haaa... :-D""
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PostSubject: Re: Funny SMS.....   Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:39 pm

Student scared of a thrashing bcz of poor marks did not go home and joind royal challengers bangalore! Why??Bcz they dont beat anyone.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny SMS.....   Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:39 pm

Apna hath apne sir par phero. Ek bar fir phero,dubara phero, chalo ek bar fir akhri bar phero. Ab to tumhe yakin ho gya hoga k GADHE k sir par seeng nahi hote
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PostSubject: Re: Funny SMS.....   Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:40 pm

Guide: Welcome 2 Niagra falls. Sound intensity is so high dat even 20 supersonic jets cant b heard. Now may i requst d ladies 2 b silent so we can hear d falls
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PostSubject: Re: Funny SMS.....   Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:41 pm

American:Oh God give me room full of Gold.Russian:oh God!give me room full of Diamonds.India:Oh God!give me keys of both d rooms.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny SMS.....   Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:41 pm

when words fail,silence works.when silence fails,eyes works.when eyes fail,heart works.when heart fails...samajh le TAPAK GAYA
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PostSubject: Re: Funny SMS.....   Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:42 pm

U Ned Heart Ye Dil Apka Hua U Ned Frnd Mujse Dosti Karoge U Ned Joy Dhom Machaly Dhom U Ned Hlp Main Hu Na U Ned Cash Hum Apke HAIN Kaun?
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PostSubject: Re: Funny SMS.....   Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:42 pm

99 SAAL ka ek aadmi SWARG ki RONAK aur APSARA dekh kar boLaye RAMDEV BABA aur unke PRANAYAAM ke CHAKKAR me NA pada hota to yahan PAHLE hi AA GAYA HOTA.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny SMS.....   Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:43 pm

Sir to Student:"What is the Similarity Btween Girl frnd & Mobile??" Student:- Sir Both are Diconnected WhenThere is "No Balance"
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PostSubject: Re: Funny SMS.....   Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:43 pm

Namaskar ! Jago baalak, Surya uday ho chuka hai, Pavitra snan purn karke, mata pita k charan chu k, sundar ladkiyo k darshan par nikal pado.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny SMS.....   Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:44 pm

What is d height of Flirting?........When ur LUV letter starts withTO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny SMS.....   Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:44 pm

2 ways to suicide.1) QUICK DEATH:Take a BIG rope,tie it around ur neck & hang urself.2) SLOW DEATH:Take a SMALL rope, tie it on a girl's neck to marry...!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny SMS.....   Thu Sep 20, 2012 5:05 pm

just_asim wrote:
Question: What happened when two sardars were waiting for buses numbered 1 and 2? Answer: When bus number 12 came, they both climbed on!
all are mast but ye wala too much hilarious farao
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