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PostSubject: Re: Santa Banta Jokes   Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:00 pm

When Santa & his wife filed an application for divorce, the Judge asked: "How will you divide, you have 3 children?"
Pat came Santa's reply: "Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR."
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PostSubject: Re: Santa Banta Jokes   Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:02 pm

Santa was writing something very slowly.
Banta asked: "Why are you writing so slowly?"
Santa: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast."
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PostSubject: Re: Santa Banta Jokes   Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:03 pm

Santa calls Air India. 'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?'
'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.
'Thank you.' says Santa and hangs up.
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PostSubject: Re: Santa Banta Jokes   Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:14 am

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name?
Patient: Santa.
Nurse: Birth Date?
Patient: 28 Feb 1985.
Nurse: Married?
Patient: No Car Accident.
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PostSubject: Re: Santa Banta Jokes   Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:18 am

Santa: Why are you crying, darling?
Jeeto: I baked a cake and the dog ate it all up.
Santa: Don't worry, I will get you another dog.
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PostSubject: Re: Santa Banta Jokes   Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:20 am

3 Apples changed the world:
1st one seduced Eve,
2nd awakened Newton
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the 3rd one Apple iphone.
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PostSubject: Re: Santa Banta Jokes   Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:21 am

Man meets friend and notices he`s wearing an earring. When did you start wearing earrings?
Friend: Ever since my wife found it in my car.
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PostSubject: Re: Santa Banta Jokes   Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:23 am

Thailand: Amazing Thailand!
India: Incredible India!
Malaysia: Truly Asia!
What's Pakistan's Tourism tag line?
Guess...
Have a Blast, Till You Last!
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PostSubject: Re: Santa Banta Jokes   Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:31 am

Both Anna and Manmohan are Gandhians.
It's just that they follow different Gandhis.
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PostSubject: Re: Santa Banta Jokes   Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:47 am

The 2 new eras of India:
BC-Before Corruption;
AD-Anna Dominance.
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